Ah, Riverview... How nice to see you again. That country charm. I can almost smell the pine.... And feel mosquitoes biting me. And hear my grandpa screaming. Moving on.
Elaine Joy, Gun....sling....er?
Okay, something's kind of off here. Why don't we just greet our sort-of founder.
Mikey...? Mikey! What...?
Mikey: ...What?
Oh nothing. Nevermind. You probably shouldn't go look in a mirror, though.
Mikey: And why sh---
Moving on again! Since Mikey is obviously a bit...different this time around, he's going to need a guardian, right? So who better than---
Mikey: A hippie?
Yeah.... I'm working on that. No, it's your brother. Gee! Of course, he doesn't know he's your brother so SHH! (Read as: EA apparently thinks YAs and children can't be siblings so there goes my master plan. :/ )
So, best I can figure is some kind of time warp happened from you stealing so many married women's hearts--
Mikey: WHAT?!
I'll explain later. SO anyway, you two were affected differently than the rest of Riverview, I guess. Gee gets peacock hair and a new lifestyle choice and you... Suffice it to say you're a bit boggled.
Okay, let's backpedal a bit. So Mikey Way is a Young Adult trapped in a Child's body now and Gee Way is a Young Adult guardian for him. Most of Riverview has...changed, as you'll later see. This is all a result of the chaos Mikey caused before. And my bit of revenge. So Mikey's traits are Over-Emotional, Insane, and Coward. Yikes. Talk about boggled. Gee's are Can't Stand Art D: , Inappropriate, Family-Oriented, Loves the Outdoors, and Computer Whiz. Which probably means he'll want to marry the first person he meets online since he's already got a wish to Get Married locked in. He's also a hippie with awesome peacock locks.
So now back to Mikey.
Oh, yeah. Did I mention this was where y'all are living? Didn't cost much, though. So it won't be lawn living for long.
See, what did I tell you?
Mikey: I sense something very not right here.
Then yeah, definitely don't look in the mirror. Mikey, what now?!
Mikey: It's staring at me.
Well yeah, but you wanted it.
Mikey: Why would I, a sophisticated adult, wish for a play table?
Ya know what? Yeah, go ahead and take a peek in the mirror. I dare ya.
Whoa. What's Gee so happy about?
Oh...
Gee: I'm gonna find my wife in here!
Yeah, you do that. Poor guy. That Inappropriate & Family-Oriented combo is not doing him any good. Could also be 'cause he's high, but meh.
Gee: Don't judge me!
And down he goes. He proceeded to do this 3 times. More, I'm sure, while I wasn't looking. I've had to forcibly keep him from even the sight of dumpsters since. Oh, and then he wished for a shower to wash off the stink before he dove in his 3rd time. He's a real keeper ladies.
While Mikey and Gee are having their existential crises, let's have a look about the town.
Oh, hey! It's the Lobos twins! They look like they've started their own garage band. Heh, kinda funny, Mikey. You're the kid now and they're the musicians. Wonder if they're gonna creep on you or throw darts at you. :P
Mikey: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, I figured.
Gee: They're hot. Can I--
No.
Gee: I jus--
NO. Curse that Inappropriate and Family-Oriented combo. I'm scared to send either of them over to meet them.
...Roxie? Not you, too.
Roxie: Shirley!!! This dern mailbox is givin' me the stink eye again!
Shirley: Gimme a sec! I'm 'bout to beat the crap out this door!
Age hasn't treated them well.
So best I can surmise, all of Riverview has sped ahead two life stages, but Gee and Mikey were affected differently. Poor Elaine and the Lin sisters and most of the married women that went after Mikey are elders (Sadface!) and the Lobos twins have sped to Young Adult. Mikey, what have you done?!
So just in case you're curious, this is everything Gee found while dumpster diving. No wife, though. I find it ironic he found a perfume set in there. Also, if he found them in the dumpster, I'm not too sure those two butterflies are all right.
Poor Mikey is having a hard time dealing (and changes his clothes like 5 times a day). He also always gets mad at Gee for sitting in this specific chair when there's like 3 other perfectly good ones. He's not doing well. I also feel bad because there are absolutely no kids in town for him to befriend on his first day of school tomorrow due to the time warp. Poor child!Mikey.
Mikey: I am not a chiiiiiild!
And the tantrums have started.
Also, you've probably noticed they're in a house, right? Here's their humble little shack:
And yes, they shower outside. Their poor neighbours...
Which leads me tooooooooo!
Mikey: Heeeeey! I kind of remember that house next door! A little. Hmm...
Oh, you mean this monstrosity?
Yes, they live next door to the Lin sisters. Poor Shirley had to experience this:
In a world where Gee hates art (told you they were boggled), he appreciates the beauty of his butterfly friends.
Mikey feels a bit differently. He's just not having a good time as a child.
This is his third shower. He's showering for fun. I didn't even know Sims could do that. Or maybe Creeper!Mikey is peering through and he's just trying to flash the Lin sisters. Probably that.
Speaking of...
Guess where this window faces?
NEXT TIME!
- The creepin' don't stop 'til the creeper creeps out.
- Will Gee charm the Lobos twins?
- Will Mikey find a friend in school?
- Will Gee actually provide for himself and Mikey or keep dumpster diving to find a wife?
- Will creepy Young Adult Mikey creep on and destroy this Riverview as well?
- Will Mikey ever figure out how to become a Young Adult again? (Well yeah, eventually, but still!)
BOOOOOONUS! This is what happens when you age up children and toddlers in CAS:
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