Chapter Two: Your Face Is Better Off That Way

So, warning. This day was pretty eventful so we got a post chock full of pictures this time! (Plus, I still haven't figured out how to line them up horizontally so bear with me.)

Last time, we left our (sort of) founder in this position...

...learning to creep once again. Let's take off from that point.

And now he's talking to them. Well...at them. From a window with a perfect view of their living room.
Mikey: You shall be mine one day, my sweets.
o.o

Mikey: You just don't know it yet...
0.0

Mikey: Gee, why ya gotta be such a bench?
Gotta love those insane sims with their mildy censored insults.

Gee didn't take it well. And I think Mikey's a bit scared.

Mikey: Heeey! This window has an even better view into their house.
Steppin' up your creep game, I see. Well at least this time it doesn't involve impaling pregnant ladies with cell phones.

He's also a huge snob when it comes to meal time. This child, man...
Mikey: YOUNG. ADULT.
He's still in denial.

3 things:

1. They now have a stove, fridge, and counter.
2. Gee is actually smart and makes their first "cooked" meal something he doesn't have to actually cook. Unlike the first Mikey.
3. Even when not in the chair, Mikey is still getting mad about Gee and chairs.

Mikey: Ya know, his hair is kind of a work of art.
Aw, he's warming up to him. Maybe.

Note that Gee is being smart once again. It is 4. Mikey is playing chess.
He played chess all night. All. Night. But at least he finally got his chair.

You should got to bed, Mikey. Your school bus is gonna be here in, like, an hour.
Mikey: 'You should go to beeeeeeeed!' This is you. This is what you sound like.
Fine by me. Die of exhaustion then. (Not that that's possible; but hey, a player can dream, right?)

^This is Mikey FINALLY going to bed, only to get up for school 2 seconds later. Literally. Two real-life seconds.

Gee is still enthralled by his butterflies. But I think he just uses them as a distraction from his lifetime wish. What? I never told you he wanted to be Surrounded by Family? Yeah...
Gee: *internally screaming*

Of course, because showers always solve existential crises.
Gee: I'm just hoping one of the Lin sisters comes out and immediately falls in love with my Adonis-like body.
Yeah... I'm just gonna ignore that and let you know that they're too old to help you complete your Lifetime Wish.
Gee: FUDGENUGGETS

Meanwhile, Mikey FINALLY decides to take a nap. But, um... do you notice what's outside the window? YEAH.

But he makes it to the bus in time. Here's hoping he doesn't pass out during his first day of school.

Just throwing this in here because the elderly Lin sisters are just the cutest things ever.
Shirley: That dern door attacked me again!
Sure, Shirley, sure. See what I mean? Adorable.

The bus almost mows down poor Shirley, but turns off at the last second. Phew! Maybe she has a right to be paranoid.

Busdriver(Let's call him Fabio): Sorry, Mikey. I tried.
Mikey: Darn it...

Susie Broke apparently took that personally and rams into the back of the bus.

All Riverview citizens that were originally children or teenagers are now young adults or adults. However, the game still sends them to school. Hmm... at least Mikey will have classmates. They also appears to still be having, um....height problems.

Poor Dmitri is still apparently having his facial problems as well. *gigglesnorts*

Mikey can't get in the school fast enough. Wonder if he understands the glitch isn't contagious?

Gee still adores his butterflies. (Seriously. This is all he does!) This has been a Public Service Announcement.
Gee: 'Ello my pretties!

Our newspaper boy is pretty angry. He was the first day as well, but I didn't catch it. A second after I got that first picture, he pulled the second face. Actin' all innocent. I know your game.
By the way, his name is Manuel Romo.

So....this happened at the school. So much for Mikey having classmates... And he's skipping school! It glitched him out of the building as well. NO! No sleeping on that bench, mister. You will HAVE your first day of school!
I sent him back in and he managed not to pass out. I'd call that a success.

I sent Gee to the bookstore because.......

Yep! Only second day and already remodeled. I like this design. It's open and airy. Unfortunately, they now don't have plumbing or stuff to cook on. ...Oops.
Also, you can probably guess which side is Mikey's and which is Gee's. I gave Mikey comfy chairs to make up for destroying his favourite one.

And now I bring you.....Schoolhouse Shenanigans! Everyone apparently stayed right outside the schoolhouse hanging out. Perhaps they're nostalgic?

The Lobos twins discuss (read: politely argue about) their garage band.

Betty Simovitch and her future husband (in Sims 2) Bob Newbie discuss having parties where they'll get drunk and create fine cuisine. 0.0

Dallas Shallow and MaryKay Shallow settle their differences. Violently. Probably fighting over who's the new Evil head of the family. Poor Dallas. He lost.

Oh, hey! Here's Dmitri Ivanov and his sister Tatiana. Oh look! Dmitri's face is fixed!
Tatiana: I like it. Your face is better off that way.
Annnnd we have a title!

It's also turned into Sibling Catch Day.

Deja-vu. XD Let's hope she does better as a Young Adult.

Anita: I ACTUALLY CAUGHT IT.

Anita: AW NUTS

Carlotta: Aw COME ON, Anita! I can see why Dad used to whop you with this baseball. You're so weeeeeak!
Carlotta is super-athletic like her father. Poor Anita. Poor Anita and her artistically-inclined mind.

Carlotta: Try this one on for size!
This is going to end badly.

*facepalm*

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WAIT

0_0

This should be good.

Buuuuuuut, we have our own siblings to worry about. Like Gee. And watching him be so in his element fishing. Next thing you know he's going to want fishbowls so he can distract himself with more "pretties." This was also why I sent him to the bookstore. He wanted to learn the bait for minnows. He doesn't look too pleased wiht catching one, though.

Mikey got attacked by a flying Z while exiting the school, so he passed out. As soon as he came home, he climbed into bed. But the wrong bed. Mikey, why are you so ungrateful of your side with all the comfy chairs? :(

He dreams of using Gee's computer when he's not looking (as if stealing his bed wasn't enough) and of how much he hates the world. I feel ya, Mikes.

Speaking of which, Gee got on the computer as soon as he got home. Between Inappropriate Forum Posts, he started Chatting with Someone. Apparently, it's not going so well.

He meets Constance Shelley, who originally is an extremely gorgeous librarian-style reporter in Riverview (which would be perfect. I love Constance!) but is now an elderly woman. Should I tell him she's not exactly going to help him with having five kids?

He starves himself to talk to her. Now that's love. Just look at that adorable face, though!

Speaking of starving, Gee's "pretties" are now back in the house and so are some cooking appliances.

I also colour-coded the sides of the house. With lights! It's so spooky and gorgeous. Reminds me of how some mixed drinks look.

Gee gets a bit of retaliation for Mikey stealing his bed by stealing one of Mikey's chairs. Mikey is gonna be piiiiiiiissed! As usual.

This is what Gee gets up to on the computer when not chatting with Constance. In case you can't read it: "No one has replied to your forum posting yet. Better check back later." his Inappropriate forum posting, that is. Just look at that smug face. What a troll.

Gee is in his bed the second Mikey is out of it.
Mikey: There's something different here....
Wow, Mikey! Do you have a hidden Genius trait? *eye roll*

Gee: Don't look at me! I'm dreaming of all my future babies...
Oooookay, then. Gonna have to watch this one once he finds out Constance is an elder.

This is all they can afford for plumbing. Poor babies.


And this is where we end this far-too-long post that Blogger almost destroyed (That's what took so long.) Phew! Join us next time for more crazy in this glitched-up alternate Riverview.